It all happened so fast. We were sitting in a corner--me, kiddo, room mate and housemates, eating merienda when some guy with a red sash approached us.
Him: "Ma'am, gusto niyo pong i-member si baby?"
Me: "Anong freebie ko?"
Him: "May discounts po kayo and only Php XXX lang for a year tapos may mga iba ibang gift every month."
Me: (paid the membership--I am THAT easy) "Ay walang toy? Hindi magiging happy ang bata pag walang toy. Hindi naman niya maapreciate itong card mo e. Next time sabihin mo dapat may toy" (of course I knew what I was doing was pointless. He doesn't have anything to do with promo approvals anyway. But I was on a roll).
Him: "Ok ma'am, next time po." (He said this nicely I thought in his past life he must have been media trained.)
Me: "So, when do I come back para i-claim yung personalized card niya?" (oooh I cant wait--kiddo's own card!!)
Him: "Yan na po yun."
Me: "Ha!! Walang pangalan? E sabi dito may silver card na pwedeng i-claim personlaized na" (I did not hide my disappointment)
Him: "Ah yung silver card po for other consumers. Yung inooffer ko po pang kids lang. Pero sige po, pahiram po ng receipt. Iissue-han ko po kayo nung silver."
And he did. Gave me the silver card for free! Hahahaha. Now, kiddo and I are both Jollibee members. Whatever that means.